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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine Song"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine Song"

Parody Written by:

I.M. Insane

The Lyrics

You feel up my nostrils, like smog on a skyline
Oh Cocaine I love you, you make me feel so fine
You fill up my nostrils, i'm so glad you're all mine
Oh come here old straw friend, help me sniff one more line.

They try to convince me that you're no help to me
They say you're destructive, that you'll eventually kill me
And I tell them "HELL NO!", that you are my best friend
And I know like Chucky, you'll love me 'til the end.

I'm down to my last gram, i'm sweating profusely
I just can't imagine life minus my buddy
I want you so badly, i'm hal-lu-ci-na-ting
I'm so in withdrawal, i'm eating my skin.

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 28

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