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Song Parodies -> "Gym's Been Bad"

Original Song Title:

"Life's Been Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Gym's Been Bad"

Parody Written by:

Amanda

The Lyrics

I know, I know, working out is good for you, but does it have to be so painful, sweaty, and hot? The worst is this: where I went, they had to set a maximum recommended heart rate of 180 because people had been competing to see who could get their heart rate the highest- SERIOUSLY! Has this ever happened to you?
I'm on a treadmill, forget the speed
Seems any second I'll fall off and bleed
Between two guys who look like Hans and Franz
Well, steroids aren't part of my plans

They say it's healthy but it's such a bad time
Staying out of heart rate contests, they should be crimes
Gym's been bad to me so far

Can't get my heart rate past 125
My knee just gave out, not sure I'll drive
If only there were some pill I could take
To replace exercise, one that's not fake

Wish I could stay home, watch TV all day
But everyone knows that's not OK
So I got me a sweatband, but it still ain't enough
So much I have to wipe off the stuff

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody say, "I'm done", "She's done")
I shouldn't push but sometimes I still do
Gym's been bad to me so far

How many reps can I do? About 4
I still feel like I'll just drop to the floor
It's tough to handle this healthy life plan
They tell me it'll pay off, I'm not sure when

I can't be lazy, so I'm spending my time
(Everybody say, "Oh no," "Oh God")
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Gym's been bad to me so far

(pant pant pant)

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AFW - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't recall seeing your byline for a time...this is a good theme and rhyme.
Rob Arndt - August 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice topic... haven't seen you post much since I got here though. You were my Anti-Ke$ha inspiration!!! Good to see a new parody, keep writing ;-D
Lime Rick - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Biceptual

There once was this muscle man Jim
Who dated a small lass named Kim
With one arm he'd lift
His girl really swift
And there she'd be out on a limb.

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