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Song Parodies -> "Cocky Mountin' Ways"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Cocky Mountin' Ways"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Maybe Tiger would have better luck with his image if his press conference went something like this, a la David Letterman:
Spent my past years, cocky mountin' ways
They all let me try ‘er
Can't outlast her, mess is made, but hey
I'm a gropin' squire

And I don't need my ladies
Lyin' 'bout this whory lad
But my cocky mountin' ways
I got for all the strays I've had
Whoa-oa-ooooa

Well motel-in’ with this and she's dwellin' on that
Babes I do every day
Wife is gettin' madder
Played with the front nine and startin' on back
Player, I play each day
Got my babes all scattered

Now I hear all the ladies
Cryin' foul, the story's bad, uh huh
Cocky mountin' ways
Are better for this randy lad
Yeah-eah-eeeeeah

(talkbox solo by Charlie Brown’s teacher)

Bonus Chorus:
Now I love all my ladies
Love ‘em ‘cause I can, that’s bad?
My cocky mountin’ ways
Are better than the wins I’ve had
Woo-hoo-hooooo!
I'm just sayin'........

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Timmy1000 - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Should be a lesson for all famous people who think they can get away wit it - even Tiger, with all his security, pays the piper (and several women).
Leo Keough - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title(ist) switch and follow-through!!!...555!!!
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Keep on golf clubbin! 5s
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Another shot, right on the green, blackjack!!!
blackjack21 - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy, can't believe we haven't heard anything until now since there seems to be so many Tiger girls out there.....Thanks Leo, my scores have been better since I switched to Titleist......Thanks Jack, I think Tiger is going to get clubbed to death, at least parody-wise......Thanks Mark, but can I sink the putt? ;-)
Fiddlegirl - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Another funny one! Earning your stripes with all these Tiger parodies...(hahaha- Oh, Fiddlegirl....) ;)
Tommy Turtle - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, at least we know he has a good wood. (Oh, TT!)

DKTOS; Was expecting "Rocky Mountain High" -- another good OS title switch for your theme. I actually took 888 shots, but only wrote down 555.
blackjack21 - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle!
LittleCougaress - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
yeah . . . just like those ~ CowBoyCampagna Plays ~

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