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Song Parodies -> "Take Me To The Game (ode to Silly Fat Man)"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Club"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me To The Game (ode to Silly Fat Man)"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

When I was in high school, we used to go to Subway before we played football Friday nights. We always wore our jerseys when we went. Every time, there was a guy who would ask us all for rides to the game. We didn't know his name, and were too scared to ask, so we just called him Silly Fat Man. This is my ode to him.
Sittin at Subway in my coat and boots
On a warm and muggy Friday night
I'm silly and I'm fat and I need to hitch a ride
'Cuz my Festiva isn't running right
Let me finish up my sandwich and give ya twenty bucks
And some money for my ticket as well
I appreciate your help and thank you very kindly
I hope you do not mind my smell

I never miss a contest, know the players all by name
But it's too far to walk, so please take me to the game

Well I'm gettin kinda nervous, I cannot get a ride
Just one hour before they kick it off
I don't wanna have to walk, though it's just three blocks away
Do I scare you with my hacking cough?

I talk to all the students when I watch the team play
Especially the girls, but they always run away
Why am I so scary, I'm really very tame
But I'm gonna miss the fun, if you don't take me to the game

Take me to the Everest game

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