Sittin at Subway in my coat and boots
On a warm and muggy Friday night
I'm silly and I'm fat and I need to hitch a ride
'Cuz my Festiva isn't running right
Let me finish up my sandwich and give ya twenty bucks
And some money for my ticket as well
I appreciate your help and thank you very kindly
I hope you do not mind my smell

I never miss a contest, know the players all by name
But it's too far to walk, so please take me to the game

Well I'm gettin kinda nervous, I cannot get a ride
Just one hour before they kick it off
I don't wanna have to walk, though it's just three blocks away
Do I scare you with my hacking cough?

I talk to all the students when I watch the team play
Especially the girls, but they always run away
Why am I so scary, I'm really very tame
But I'm gonna miss the fun, if you don't take me to the game

Take me to the Everest game