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Song Parodies -> "Doggie Pile In My Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Walk A Mile In My Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe South

Parody Song Title:

"Doggie Pile In My Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh, he can sure poo...and he can sure pee...he goes for hours
and he will find a way...to poop inside...some thing of mine
he's a big dude...quite a size...this ain't a beagle
and i won't be...surprised to see...what i might find

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes

well, the whole yard...he sees around him...is for his ejections
you know his master says...just dig it deep...when you must go
but he, instead...must go after...my best possessions
i'd better be careful...where i go...with my poor toes

and i spend the days...washin' shoes...he's soiled another
and it sure stinks...i just don't care...for doggie doo
for it smells...vile to people...reeks like a mother
and when i walk out...most folks desert me...cause i smell like you

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes

i am having...some reservations...i might get a gecko
cause, brother, there...is a great pet...they are okay
they will stay dry...though, they're homely...they're little angels
doncha know i'll try...cause the poop's been a-mountin'...i wanna cry

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes
doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes


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carol - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
roll up that newspaper and give that dog three whacks. 555
AFW - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Never had the "in-shoe" problem...but definitely under shoe problems...from irresponsible neighbors and their dogs
John Barry - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Superb title--almost up there with "Brakin' with My Feets," one of my all-time favorites.
Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
lol, liked "this ain't a beagle". 5s. Lets see next "Wow, lunch from my doggie made the lawn grow".
MrMacphisto - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This one really makes you stamp your feet to the rhythm, but it's probably best to watch where you step... 5-5-5

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