oh, he can sure poo...and he can sure pee...he goes for hours
and he will find a way...to poop inside...some thing of mine
he's a big dude...quite a size...this ain't a beagle
and i won't be...surprised to see...what i might find

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes

well, the whole yard...he sees around him...is for his ejections
you know his master says...just dig it deep...when you must go
but he, instead...must go after...my best possessions
i'd better be careful...where i go...with my poor toes

and i spend the days...washin' shoes...he's soiled another
and it sure stinks...i just don't care...for doggie doo
for it smells...vile to people...reeks like a mother
and when i walk out...most folks desert me...cause i smell like you

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes

i am having...some reservations...i might get a gecko
cause, brother, there...is a great pet...they are okay
they will stay dry...though, they're homely...they're little angels
doncha know i'll try...cause the poop's been a-mountin'...i wanna cry

doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes
doggie pile in my shoes...doggie pile in my shoes
when he's bored or confused...it is i, that's abused
doggie pile in my shoes