Song Parodies -> You Gnawed Those Cuticles
| Original Song Title: | "You Are So Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | Joe Cocker |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Gnawed Those Cuticles" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
let 'em be
if lovely hands, you hope for
a file is what you need
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
such joy, a manicure
can bring
such joy, a manicure
can bring
hands should gleam
a ghastly sight, those nails that you bite
makes you look so cheap
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
so deep
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
let 'em be
if lovely hands, you hope for
a file is what you need
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
such joy, a manicure
can bring
such joy, a manicure
can bring
hands should gleam
a ghastly sight, those nails that you bite
makes you look so cheap
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
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Got your finger on this..fine job...five fingers
brought a tear to my eye, alvin - that quavering voice, all that emotion...555
There's nothing worse than a nastily chewed set of nails...=) Simple and perfect, Alvin!
A cutting message...file this parody down in the "five's" folder ~ ~ ~
Biting satire, superbly cut....555
Short, but right on the nail (*groan*) 555
You cut me to the quick, Alvin. Five band-aids.
thanks AFW stuart arwen paul rick kristof and michael
great job. made my day 5's
a handful of 5s ;)
thanks carol and leebee
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