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Song Parodies -> "You Gnawed Those Cuticles"

Original Song Title:

"You Are So Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"You Gnawed Those Cuticles"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep
let 'em be
if lovely hands, you hope for
a file is what you need
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep

such joy, a manicure
can bring
such joy, a manicure
can bring
hands should gleam
a ghastly sight, those nails that you bite
makes you look so cheap
you gnawed those cuticles
so deep

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Got your finger on this..fine job...five fingers
stuart mcarthur - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
brought a tear to my eye, alvin - that quavering voice, all that emotion...555
Arwen - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
There's nothing worse than a nastily chewed set of nails...=) Simple and perfect, Alvin!
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A cutting message...file this parody down in the "five's" folder ~ ~ ~
Rick C - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Biting satire, superbly cut....555
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Short, but right on the nail (*groan*) 555
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You cut me to the quick, Alvin. Five band-aids.
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW stuart arwen paul rick kristof and michael
carol - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
great job. made my day 5's
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
a handful of 5s ;)
alvin rhodes - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol and leebee

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