Julia Louis-Dreyfus Elaine Benes
Heard about a new soup place from Kramer.
You tried to flirt with the soup restaurant Nazi
And he said no soup for the rest of the year.
Oh you're my, yes you're my Seinfeld Lady
Yes, you're my, me oh my, Seinfeld Lady.

Please don't buy that antique armoire today
You can't take it up to your apartment.
You enlisted Kramer to keep an eye on it,
Some thugs ripped it off, but he gave you a new one.
Oh you're my yes you're my Seinfeld Lady
Yes, you're my, me oh my, Seinfeld Lady. .....

Oh, and I'm here at the diner;
I'm waiting for you, waiting for you ....
Because I love you,

There were soup recipes in the armoire
So you plotted revenge against the Nazi.
You showed him the recipes he was lacking.
You're so glad that Kramer replaced your old armoire.
Oh you're my yes you're my Seinfeld Lady
Yes, you're my, me oh my, Seinfeld Lady.