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Song Parodies -> "The Donald, The Debtor"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"The Donald, The Debtor"

Parody Written by:

Bette Nibbler

The Lyrics

I got a custom-furnished aeroplane
Name's on my real-estate cause I'm vain
Got my own cologne, New York's my home
I'm Donald, and I am a debtor

Gambled on casinos just like Merv-Griff-in
But it seems I ain't no Steve Wynn
Or Bugs Malone -- I need a loan
I'm Donald, and I am a debtor

Though The Donald's a debtor
My fame keeps spreading, I will not be ignored
Don't you wish you were like me
Be broke and get back on your feet to lose some more
That's my way

Got Mar-A-Lago, where I entertain
I love livin' in the fast lane
I own Van Goghs, but still I owe
I'm Donald, and I am a debtor

Because Donald's a debtor
I jumped when they said I'd get a TV show
Oh, the boost my ego feels
When I tell some hack "you're fired - hit the road"
That's my way

My wealth is illusory, but I pretend
Earnin' much less than I can spend
Already blown more than I own
I'm Donald, and I am a debtor
I'm Donald, and I am a debtor

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like this one, Bette. 5's
Synth - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I tell ya, this really is clever.
John Barry - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one.

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