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Song Parodies -> "U-R-I-N-A-L"

Original Song Title:

"You Are So Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

A Room Full of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Sung with gut-wrenching emotion.
To pee
To pee

They got some at the airport
And at the librareee
To pee.

To pee
To pee

They got those roundish pink things
For aim and fragrancy

T o o o o - p e e e e !
(c) 2005+ European Quartz

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Rick C - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this should make it to #1. It's a real cocker. You guys are never flush out of ideas. This trickled my funny bone. I love you guys, urinal the funniest parodies. OH YEAH...555
Arwen - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I am fresh out of clever comments regarding urine...I used them last night to impress my date's parents...but this was nicely done. =)
stuart mcarthur - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I T-O-I-L-E-T loved it - it moved me - 555
Agrimorfee - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What a pisser! I didn't know there was only 2 verses! 555
MasonR - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A fine example of simple, well-aimed comedy. I can't wait to see the streaming video. 555!
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"For aim and fragrancy"...killer!!! ;-) 555
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, but never eat the mints...they're horrible...5s
Claude Prez - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't begin to tell you how thrilled I am to see this at the top of the new entries page on the big day. And I haven't been to your page in awhile; I love all those new Utah songs. Especially the Copacabana one; I bet you'll never guess my favorite line in that one. This one is good too though, and even funnier when you realize THAT'S why Cocker couldn't stand still when he sang.
Red Ant - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one Spaff. Alvin, urine-t supposed to eat urinal mints, haven't you ever seen Beavis and Butthead? ;-)
PMS - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for giving me a way to relieve myself of my dislike of the OS.
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you guys decided to "go public" with this. Whichever Monkey thought of it first, you're a real whiz. Agri: You beat me to the line I was gonna use, especially since at least one of the Roomful is from New England, where "wicked pisser" is common. Arwen: Yes, and my mother is still grousing about that. What the heck, it takes the pressure off me and my sister for a while.
Stevie I - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It took a real man to make this one.
Rex - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for whipping this one out. - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious comments, y'all. Urine my favorite commenters list.

Aggro: You're right about the original not having two verses. It has ONE verse. Joe sings it twice, in case You missed the point the first time about being So Beautiful. To me.

Claude: I'm convinced that this parody's appearance at the top of the Oct 7 New Entries list was what made Chucky snap and change his listing procedures for good that day. Not that I can blame him. Also, I have NO IDEA which line you're talking about in that Copacabana parody, which, coincidentally, will be included on a NEW ROBERT LUND CD AVAILABLE SOON.
Jack Wilson - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is HILARIOUS 555! I TOILET loved it too! Urine for 3 fives this side of the men's room! - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx, Local Celeb. Writing this was no toilet all.

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