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Song Parodies -> "I Got A Boil"

Original Song Title:

"I love Rock n Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Got A Boil"

Parody Written by:

Johny D

The Lyrics

I saw it throbbin with vasoline
And I had to make it to the store
The beast was hangin on drinking the egg nog
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was me or a she
Canteen, and I could tell my hair was long and
I got stung by a bee

I got a boil
Wearing fishnets like a lady
I got a boil
Take a poop and watch TV

Left my hamster alone inside his cage
Then I got a flat tire driving to the store
I said can I sell you foam, we'll make a yard gnome
Next we were potato chippin' on and he was with me, yeah me,
Nets play in New York I really like hoops, tree stumps bong bong

I got a boil
Sitting in the tree where it is shady
I got a boil
So drink a Coke with Acid reflux

Hey Fiddle Diddle, play paddy whack with a bone
Trying to find out the score of the football team
I read B.C. but it's rare that you ever see Grog
He's hairy, reading

I got a boil
Black n Decker cleans my carpets real good
I got a boil
Don't you think Oklahoma's a fine place to build a home and raise a family?
I got a boil
I saw a family of possumns in a dead horse's belly
I got a boil
I never saw Rocky or Rambo III
I got a boil
Buying breadsticks in ailse three (yeah Owwww!!!)
I got a boil
I think my mama's but is so big and round

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Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

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Who Cares What My Name Is - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was kinda off, esp. in the chorus ("I love a boil" is only four syllables as opposed to "I love rock and roll" which has five; I dunno how we're supposed to sing that); also it was from the 80s. I haven't decided whether to vote 3 or 4 for pacing.
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Who cares, I think "boil" is actually two syllables. (Boy-el) I always try to dash my words in my songs when I employ something like this. I guess it's all in the interpretation. It paced just fine to me.

Anyway nice song JD. You did typo your first name so this one won't get into your stats.
W.C.W.M.N.I. - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I looked it up in my f... and wagnalls. Just one. Although we speakers do tend to insert an extra one; happens all the time.
Claude Prez - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, yeah, I'm thinkin' this is evil twin day for sure.
Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
THIS " Johny D " ENTITY IS NOT ME. I don't know who this person is, but he or she is not me, the " Johnny D " who lives in Massachusetts and has written lots of parodies about, er, endowments of various kinds....
Who Cares What My Name Is - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
If it were two, how would the dictionary divide it: boi-l? I don't think so. A syllable cannot be without a vowel. Anyway, it's definitely one syllable. :)
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Who cares, you are probably right. I've been in Texas too long where boil is always pronounced like 'Boy-el'. Again, it's how the reader perceives the pace rhythm and pronounciation. Wonder where this Johny D is from?
Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, good point - hey, " Johny D " - greetings and salutations and NO HARD FEELINGS, whoever you are....... Welcome to Amiright! Please introduce yourself - we're a friendly bunch of folks here, as you will soon see. I would especially like to get to know my similarly-named fellow parody writer a little better on-line here! My own real first name is John, and as I mentioned above, I live in New England. Don't be shy - please say hello to everybody and introduce yourself - join the fun !
Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to hear you're OK, Johnny D. For a minute there I thought you'd been stricken with a high fever. This just didn't "sound" like you.
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
One-N Johny---Pacing is so critical on this one. Everybody else is correct about this "boy-el" issue--it just don't work. . Listen to the song, clap along with your "rhythm" to the original and maybe you'll see what I mean. And I love surreal lyrics too, but geez, make it rhyme at least. :)
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, one N John, would you please talk to us? And what Agimorfee said.
Arwen - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
i'm with the rest of the crew...and boil is definitely one syllable. and it's just way too confusing to even be funny for me...sorry...
Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Why not "Now I got a boil?" Otherwise, not too bad.

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