Song Parodies -> I Hate AOL
| Original Song Title: | "I Love Rock n' Roll" |
| Original Performer: | Joan Jett |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate AOL" |
| Parody Written by: | Sean Peters |
(Intro)
I started it up on my cool PC
I thought the this thing was free
Hit the sign in key
Then it froze up on me...
I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
Now I'm singing
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
OWW!
It finally started up, this damn thing
Tried to check my mail but it's still the same
It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Now I'm singing
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safari
OWW!
(Solo)
It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
And it's uninstalling now and I'll get something that is free
Now I'm singing
(No guitar)
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
(Guitar)
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, may-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
I started it up on my cool PC
I thought the this thing was free
Hit the sign in key
Then it froze up on me...
I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
Now I'm singing
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
OWW!
It finally started up, this damn thing
Tried to check my mail but it's still the same
It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Now I'm singing
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safari
OWW!
(Solo)
It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
And it's uninstalling now and I'll get something that is free
Now I'm singing
(No guitar)
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
(Guitar)
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, may-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
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What? Is AOL still in business?? Hmm.
I am glad I was never tempted to try AOL, the "Alternative" to being online. :-)
I am glad I was never tempted to try AOL, the "Alternative" to being online. :-)
AOLhell.
oh yeah!
~JJ~ had AOL . . . I do miss the sound of the thing starting up . . . Yeah, I love sound effects; I watched too much Three Stooges !
You hate AOL? Join the club.
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