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Song Parodies -> "Croquet"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J.J. Cale

Parody Song Title:

"Croquet"

Parody Written by:

Bill Schofield a.k.a. !B.S!

The Lyrics

When you wanna relax you can kick it back; Croquet
When you wanna whack balls across the ground; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet

It's a gentlemen's sport with a bit of class; Croquet
You aim to hit the ball through the white arch; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet

If you think your done cause you finished the course; Croquet
Don't forget this fact, you must take it back; Croquet
Through the course like a horse, be the first; Croquet

They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
copyright 2002

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