When you wanna relax you can kick it back; Croquet
When you wanna whack balls across the ground; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet

It's a gentlemen's sport with a bit of class; Croquet
You aim to hit the ball through the white arch; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet

If you think your done cause you finished the course; Croquet
Don't forget this fact, you must take it back; Croquet
Through the course like a horse, be the first; Croquet

They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet