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Song Parodies -> "Boxes And Crates"

Original Song Title:

"Spiders And Snakes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Stafford

Parody Song Title:

"Boxes And Crates"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I remember that postal guy,he just wanted to send them some parcels
Well he said yes I do
He said I do have time to go home
But I would kinda like I felt alone,my dad sleeps
I said me too
And so I walk up to this white collar postal working man
And he says be what you want to be
Got nervous and found a frog in the parcel by a neighbor's house
And it shook the neighbor and even this postal guy just said

I carry boxes and crates
And some are heavy when I hold 'em
But some are light for me to hold
I carry boxes and crates
And some are heavy when I hold 'em
But some are light for me to hold

Well I took out this man from time to time,I called him up when I got a dime
I said hello there,he said were you crude
Said you don't surrender to listen to Alvin and the Chipmunks again
I said there's no bad attitude
I was not shy and I'm not too vile most of the time I hate to smile
So he said why don't you work for the UPS
But I don't get this job just lucky I guess
And he said know what I totally can

I carry boxes and crates
And some are heavy when I hold 'em
But some are light for me to hold
I carry boxes and crates
And some are heavy when I hold 'em
But some are light for me to hold

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