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Song Parodies -> "Time and Money"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Time and Money"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If I could save time and money
The first thing that I need to do
Is encounter high bills
Before I go for a lot of thrills
At a theme park or two

If I could pay the fines that I had
Which included reckless driving
Destruction of billboards and spray-painted walls
There's more stress that I'll be striving

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you expect
Looking for someone else you met
That is fair enough to get
Much along with

If I had a spy to work with
Most likely a millionaire
That's very brave enough
It's very strange some of the
People I knew no longer care

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
I'd rather just
Watch what I have to spend for now
If I save enough I'll move out
But I can't

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unKnownVotress - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
When you have the time, there is no money; when you have the money, there is no time!

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