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Song Parodies -> "Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its fine..to drink wine...till you're blotto
if thirsty, its what i may do
if i'm fazed...by the day
then some burgundy comes into play
i upend it till through

if life...seems too crazed...i'll feel better
disturbed ?...drink like fishies might do
afraid...or dismayed ?
then my elbow, i'll bend
and friend...it will mend things like new

but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me

its not...just a crutch..its delicious
i drink...when i'm sad...or i'm blue
and though i have plenty
my rack, i will empty
though not the kind fancy, its true

but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me



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John Barry - October 08, 2008 - Report this comment
A wine-fine job on a tough tune to pace.
alvin - October 08, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john
AFW - October 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Wine not give top fives for this tasty parody
alvin - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Paul Robinson - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Tangy little vintage here, alvin...it would nicely accompany an older piece of mine, "I Spent Too Much Time On The Bottle" to the same OS. Very clever stuff here..5's ~ ~ ~
PMS - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Vintage alvin
alvin - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks paul and PMS
Christie Marie M - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's a toast to a well written, well sung parody! Cheersage, Alvin!!! 555's on me, tonight!!
alvin - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks christie...glad ya liked

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