Song Parodies -> Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto
| Original Song Title: | "Time In A Bottle" |
| Original Performer: | Jim Croce |
| Parody Song Title: | "Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
its fine..to drink wine...till you're blotto
if thirsty, its what i may do
if i'm fazed...by the day
then some burgundy comes into play
i upend it till through
if life...seems too crazed...i'll feel better
disturbed ?...drink like fishies might do
afraid...or dismayed ?
then my elbow, i'll bend
and friend...it will mend things like new
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
its not...just a crutch..its delicious
i drink...when i'm sad...or i'm blue
and though i have plenty
my rack, i will empty
though not the kind fancy, its true
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
if thirsty, its what i may do
if i'm fazed...by the day
then some burgundy comes into play
i upend it till through
if life...seems too crazed...i'll feel better
disturbed ?...drink like fishies might do
afraid...or dismayed ?
then my elbow, i'll bend
and friend...it will mend things like new
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
its not...just a crutch..its delicious
i drink...when i'm sad...or i'm blue
and though i have plenty
my rack, i will empty
though not the kind fancy, its true
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
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A wine-fine job on a tough tune to pace.
thanks john
Wine not give top fives for this tasty parody
thanks AFW
Tangy little vintage here, alvin...it would nicely accompany an older piece of mine, "I Spent Too Much Time On The Bottle" to the same OS. Very clever stuff here..5's ~ ~ ~
Vintage alvin
thanks paul and PMS
Here's a toast to a well written, well sung parody! Cheersage, Alvin!!! 555's on me, tonight!!
thanks christie...glad ya liked
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