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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Mess Around With Bugs"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Mess Around With Jim"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Mess Around With Bugs"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

The Lyrics

A little tribute to everyone's favorite wascally wabbit. Inspired by the classic short "Wet Hare" which featured Bugs quarrelling with Blacque Jacque Shellacque over water rights.
Dreamworks got its ogres
Disney's got its Dons
The Looney Tunes gang got big Bugs Bunny
He's a crazy hare son of a gun
Now he's fast and tough as a rabbit can come
And he's smarter than hillbilly hoss
And when Elmer and Daffy get together at night you know they all call big Bugs boss
Just because

And they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss on Dude Lebowskis rugs
You don't take the gun from the old NRA member
And you don't mess around with Bugs!

Now straight down the river come a Frenchie boy
Said he was looking for a crazy rabbit
"I'm a river damning rock
My name is Black Jacque Shellacque
And I really have the habit
Of getting my dams blown to smithereens
By a carrot eating pest
So I'm gonna take all the water with none left for an otter
And at the bottom he will rest"

And everybody say Jacque
Don't you know
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss on Dude Lebowskis rugs
You don't take the gun from the old NRA member
And you don't mess around with Bugs!

Well a hush fell over Grand Cooler Dam
As Jacque aimed a cannon at the base
But when the shot was deflected
The only thing that screamed blasted was the look on Blacque Jacques face
Yeah the cannonball blew him backwards
Like a shotgun aimed at deers
And Bugs watched it all and observed "he'll be back
Like in about twenty years"

And they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss on Dude Lebowskis rugs
You don't take the gun from the old NRA member
And you don't mess around with Bugs!

Yeah Blacque Jacque got his hat
Found out where it's at
And not cutting off the water supply of rabbits strange to you
Even if you do got a shotgun that can really rule

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss on Dude Lebowskis rugs
You don't take the gun from the old NRA member
And you don't mess around with Bugs!

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AFW - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job on this cartoon caper...extremely well written

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