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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Bend Trump Like MY Gumby"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Bend Trump Like MY Gumby"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If I could bend Trump like my Gumby
The first thing that I'd have him do
Is to shake every hand
"Till America welcomed his plan
And to share him with you

If I could make Trump cry out uncle
If force could make passion shine through
We'd spend every day like we're brothers and then,
Again, I would share him with you

"Cause I never seem to have enough fun
To do the things I want to do
Once I try them
I've been around enough to know
That Trumps the one I call my bro'
He's my friend

If I drove his box as a chauffer
A dream that could one day come true
That box would be plenty
Except for my entries
This site is now sharing with you

"Cause I never seem to have enough fun
To do the things I want to do
Once I try them
I've been around enough to know
That Trumps the one I call my bro'
He's my friend

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Johnny D - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Twisted. HAR.
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
twisted fun
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
You really trumped us with this one... 5-5-5

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