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Song Parodies -> "I'm In A Bottle (Jeannie's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"I'm In A Bottle (Jeannie's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Parrot Dissed

The Lyrics

Jeannie from 'I Dream of Jeannie' had that elaborately-decorated abode... but it was missing a few things...
When I'm at home, I'm in a bottle;
It's homey, but hasn't a loo,
Which sucks when a Jeannie
Has got to go wee-wee, cause then,
What's a Jeannie to do?

I dream of a home with a kitchen
(My bottle is lacking that too)
A room, but no board
Means I'm constantly ordering in
Cause what else can I do?

But my master says, "your bottle's just fine,
And much too small to re-design or re-model"
But how can Jeannie pee or eat
Inside the ornate one-room suite of a bottle?

I dream of a staircase and windows,
An elegant dining room too...
But what am I thinking?
If I just start blinking, I'm sure
All my dreams will come true!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Pickle - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I used to watch 'I Dream Of Jeannie' when Channel 4 (UK) showed it on Friday teatimes. Larry Hagman was quite good looking in those days! Him and the comedian Jack Dee could have been brothers.
PMS - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL cute!
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked this one, 5's
Benjamin - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow, that is funny. Nice internal rhymes (if no internal staircase).

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