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Song Parodies -> "Whoppin' Gator"

Original Song Title:

"Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Whoppin' Gator"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

whoppin' gator...i can't believe how fast he crawls
i see him runnin' with a mad look that's cold and jaded
not many in L.A....lest they're in a zoo display
a little bit confused...hell, he's just frustrated

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal

whoppin' gator...oh, have you heard how they can maul ?
and you can be their dinner...lest you fight, bravely
they chomp down on your thighs...and you'll be eaten up in time
i think about this stuff...use the legs, god gave me

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal

whoppin' gator...oh, i am pressed against the wall
i'm really scared...my knees are starting to knock, too
guess its just my time...this is an ending, most unkind
now, i am inside

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal
no...no..no...i don't want to be his meal

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
So it's a 'snitch in time saves dine' kind of morning? 5's
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
He must have been swept into LA by way of Katrina. 555
John Barry - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on a tough one to do. My 5s aren't registering when I vote.
Johnny D - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Brings a whole new meaning to "Crocodile Rock" .... 5s
Rick C - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim agrimorfee john johnny and rick
AFW - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
See ya later, alligator...five chomps
PMS - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
555.
alvin rhodes - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and PMS

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