To be completely honest, the pacing and rhymes were both way off. But then, if we're being completely honest, we are disqualified from working in the Bush Maladministration, aren't we? So I gave it a five anyway, and I don't care who knows.

Since hurricane Katrina, I have been wanting to rub a dirty diaper in Dubya's face then lock him up in Special Ed forever!

The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.

Fernandez, you say that President Bush is "dumb"? You can only wish to be 1/10 as intelligent as he is. He is a graduate of Yale (who averaged higher there than the loser, Kerry). He ran an oil company, owned the Texas Rangers, was elected twice as governor of Texas. But a liberal moron like you says that he is "dumb"? Ha!

Lurker - Well, dumb or smart or whatever you think, Mr. Bush is failing the American people...I do not believe the Public feels reassured that we will be properly protected in event of a Terrorist episode should one occur. I do not believe that the Public feels reassured that the Federal Government will be able to provide timely and sufficient aid in the event of a Natural Disaster, should one occur. I do not believe the Public is particularly pleased at the Energy prices they are paying now...and if that is the case now they will be a whole lot less pleased when Winter hits this year...Having based his re-election mostly on the premise that "I know how to protect you better than the other guy...you can trust me.", I think you would find a lot of Americans sadly disillusioned at the rather pathetic lack of leadership that was on display in dealing with Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath. After all, THAT was a tragedy that at least came with a fair amount of warning preceding it. I do not believe we would receive the same courtesy from a Terrorist cell or organization planning an attack. Say, how do YOU feel about that? Is it OK with you that this Administration went out and brought in unqualified cronies to run the Agency in charge of Disaster Response and Relief? Well, it's not OK with me...You seem to have a high opinion of the President and have taken the effort to catalogue some of his "accomplishments" in your above comment....but I don't see any of his "Presidential Accomplishments" in your list - got any of them stashed away that you'd care to share? We're all ears, my friend...

You call me liberal, quite the contrary.... I think Michael Brown was/is dumb... and Bush made a mistake nominating him to FEMA... I voted for Bush twice and I would do so again (unless the dems somehow put up a *real* centrist candidate)

Get lost Lurch...Lurker

In honor of the outstanding rescue mission performed by dubya's administration, New Orleans will be renamed "Lake George". (I can't believe it that this administration is actually making me miss Reagan)

okay, okay, I've come to my senses. Remember Reagan... because he couldn't.