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Song Parodies -> "Dumb, Dumb Michael Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb, Dumb Michael Brown"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

The Sup'rdome in N'Orleans
the people packed around
If you go down there you better just beware
Cuz it's run by Michael Brown

Now Michael
He's a dumb-bell
He's likes his arabian horse
Although downtown's flooded he would have none of it
And it's all just gettin' worse

And he's dumb, dumb Michael Brown
dumbest man in the whole damn world
dumber than old George Bush
now that N'Orleans is gone

Now Michael, he a gambler
and he likes his fancy rules
and he likes to keep his workers in
while everybody drowns

He got cushy wit' da politician
His appointment went really smooth
He got H.W.s son in his pocket for fun
And Georgie gave his due

And he's dumb, dumb Michael Brown
dumbest man in the whole damn world
dumber than old George Bush
now that N'Orleans is gone

Well Friday.. after Katrina's blown...
FEMA's... not arrived
And all near and far there was unbelievable horror
and hundreds of people died
And we cast our eyes upon it
and trouble soon began
and Michael Brown just farted around while choppers they be shootin' down

And he's dumb, dumb Michael Brown
dumbest man in the whole damn world
dumber than old George Bush
now that N'Orleans is gone

Now Michael, he's a leavin'
They pulled him from the ground..
Micheal looked like a jigsaw puzzle..
Thank god he's really gone..

And he's dumb, dumb Michael Brown
dumbest man in the whole damn world
dumber than old George Bush
now that N'Orleans is gone

New Orleans is pronounced in this song as the locals there say it...N'Orleans

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Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
To be completely honest, the pacing and rhymes were both way off. But then, if we're being completely honest, we are disqualified from working in the Bush Maladministration, aren't we? So I gave it a five anyway, and I don't care who knows.
2LD4U - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Since hurricane Katrina, I have been wanting to rub a dirty diaper in Dubya's face then lock him up in Special Ed forever!
The Far Side - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.
Lurker - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Fernandez, you say that President Bush is "dumb"? You can only wish to be 1/10 as intelligent as he is. He is a graduate of Yale (who averaged higher there than the loser, Kerry). He ran an oil company, owned the Texas Rangers, was elected twice as governor of Texas. But a liberal moron like you says that he is "dumb"? Ha!
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Lurker - Well, dumb or smart or whatever you think, Mr. Bush is failing the American people...I do not believe the Public feels reassured that we will be properly protected in event of a Terrorist episode should one occur. I do not believe that the Public feels reassured that the Federal Government will be able to provide timely and sufficient aid in the event of a Natural Disaster, should one occur. I do not believe the Public is particularly pleased at the Energy prices they are paying now...and if that is the case now they will be a whole lot less pleased when Winter hits this year...Having based his re-election mostly on the premise that "I know how to protect you better than the other guy...you can trust me.", I think you would find a lot of Americans sadly disillusioned at the rather pathetic lack of leadership that was on display in dealing with Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath. After all, THAT was a tragedy that at least came with a fair amount of warning preceding it. I do not believe we would receive the same courtesy from a Terrorist cell or organization planning an attack. Say, how do YOU feel about that? Is it OK with you that this Administration went out and brought in unqualified cronies to run the Agency in charge of Disaster Response and Relief? Well, it's not OK with me...You seem to have a high opinion of the President and have taken the effort to catalogue some of his "accomplishments" in your above comment....but I don't see any of his "Presidential Accomplishments" in your list - got any of them stashed away that you'd care to share? We're all ears, my friend...
Joe Fernandez - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You call me liberal, quite the contrary.... I think Michael Brown was/is dumb... and Bush made a mistake nominating him to FEMA... I voted for Bush twice and I would do so again (unless the dems somehow put up a *real* centrist candidate)
carol - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Get lost Lurch...Lurker
Manuel Z. - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
In honor of the outstanding rescue mission performed by dubya's administration, New Orleans will be renamed "Lake George". (I can't believe it that this administration is actually making me miss Reagan)
Manuel Z. - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
okay, okay, I've come to my senses. Remember Reagan... because he couldn't.
Alpha Skua - June 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Obama was the worst of them all Carter was better then Obama
Chicago Junkyard Dog - June 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Your parody is excellent. As for Dumbya he lives up that name alright - too busy with that illegal wasteful Arab-killing Iraq War. Michael Brown is dumb too. The whole damn system failed New Orleans. And if Douchebag Traitortrump was in the WH at the time he would've done even less because he don't like the ethnic makeup of the region.

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