Well Now listen, were in trouble
Cause some aliens are up for a fight,
They wanna start war,
and there fighting for,
to be the owner of earth's property rights

Zip Holo is a captain,
Pride of the terran fleet,
Those guys better prepare,
cause there in for a scare,
of the fighter they're about to meet.

Go, Go, Zip Holo,
Got Big guns and
lots of ammo
he protects us from their attacks,
makes Kirk look like whoosy Hack

Now Holo, He's a tough guy,
And he wasn't gonna take no guff,
And he likes to show off his flying skills,
He like like to kill more then most

He got a Warp Drive, for his new ship,
He got nuclear torpedoes too,
He got a laser gun, in his pocket for fun,
Likes to shoot at some people he knows

Go, Go, Zip Holo,
Got Big guns and
lots of ammo
he protects us from their attacks,
makes Kirk look like whoosy Hack

Well tuesday, he advanced on,
the enemy alien ship,
He shot a couple lasers,
and some high frequency phasers,
And some torpedoes just for spite.

But the enemy wasn't beaten.
In fact it was hardly scarred,
Zip Holo,
Pacing too and fro,
Didn't even crack their sheilds.

Go, Go, Zip Holo,
Got Big guns and
lots of ammo
he protects us from their attacks,
makes Kirk look like whoosy Hack

Well the enemy, soon they hailed him,
And they demanded surrender,
Zip Holo, Braver then most,
Dropped on his knees and begged.

The aliens, cause their nice guys,
Just took a continent or two.
And now we negotiate,
with an alien race,
and were all pissed a Zip Holo

Go, Go, Zip Holo,
Got Big guns and
lots of ammo
he protects us from their attacks,
makes Kirk look like whoosy Hack