Calculator, oh could you help me solve for X
You see the number on the graph screen is pale and faded
It's battering my brain.
And it's causing me such pain
Algebra's the class that I've always hated

This is when my battery goes
During the big test
Just give me the number cause I can't find it
So I can pass this test just this one time and to show
That all the stuff I know
I've learned to do this well
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That I will get an A
That won't happen today
Calculator, oh could you help me solve for X
'cause I can't read the number that you just gave me
I think that it's a nine
You know this happens every time
That I allow my friends to use you for gaming
This is when my battery goes
During the big test
Just give me the number 'cause I can't find it
So I can pass this test just this one time and to show
That all the stuff I know
I've learned to do this well
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That I will get an A
That won't happen today

Calculator let's forget this, screw it all
I'm gonna get an F no matter what I do
What a waste of time
Oh, this is a pain in my hind
You're not worth a dime

This is when my battery goes
During the big test
Just give me the number 'cause I can't find it
So I can pass this test just this one time and to show
That all the stuff I know
I've learned to do this well
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That I will get an A
That won't happen today