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Song Parodies -> "Miss Castrator (That's not the way love feels)"

Original Song Title:

"Operator (That's not the way it feels)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Castrator (That's not the way love feels)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Miss Castrator, well would you you give me back my balls?
See, your number on my scrotum was cold and painfull
Your living in D.C. with my best old ex-friend Jay,
A guy you said you knew well and onetime played with

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.


Miss Castrator, well could you help me place your heart?
Well, I can't believe the sentence that you just rendered.
There's something in your slice, you know it wasn't very nice --
I think about my boys and crotch so tender.

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.
No, no, no, no -- that's not the way love feels.

Miss Castrator, well the police will get a call --
There's gumshoes there I'm really wanting to talk to.
Pay now for your crime, ah, your no more like woman kind.
So you can do the time.

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.
No, no, no, no -- that's not the way love feels.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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John Barry - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I croced my legs when I read this one about a jimmied crotch.
Meriadoc - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great! :-D
Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel - this was good but you had a bunch of spelling problems and repeated the word "you" in the 1st line, which gets the pace scoring off on a bad note to me. I gave you "4-4-4" here but it could have been "5's" if you had proof-read this one better before you submitted it.

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