(Brief guitar intro)

I used to drink wine from the bottle
I would sniff the aroma and smile
But the wine I drink now
It comes in a box
And the smell it gives off is quite vile

I made staying drunk my endeavor
What day was it? I had no clue
It gave me such pleasure, I felt so damn clever
To spend all my time getting stewed

(Chorus)
But I never could stop drinking wine
It kept me plastered all the time;
Was throttled
I lost my job and didn't care
They wouldn't let me drink wine there;
"Tea Tottled"

(Guitar Break)

Then I started developing twitches
I'd rotted my innards with brew
They just wouldn't heal;
Couldn't hold down a meal
Now I spend my time in ICU

(Chorus)
Guess I shoulda drank a lot less wine
I'd always thought that I'd be fine
Guess not, though
And when I look around I know
These tubes are not a great way to go
Through life with -

(Guitar to end)