-> "Mad, Mad Charlie Brown"
Original Song Title:
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mad, Mad Charlie Brown"
Mad, mad Charlie Brown
From suburbia to Chicago
Moved the meanest man around
Smokin' pot on a corner there
Glock tucked, so beware
A man named Charlie "Chuckster" Brown
Now Chuck had childhood troubles
Kids called him "Blockhead", so much more
Until he grew taller and beat those Motherf-ckers
Choked Linus with his blanket, Lucy was his whore
Became mad, mad Charlie Brown
No one will ever, ever keep him down
Likes hookahs and his big fat Bong
And shot that F-cking beagle dog!!!
Now Chuck drives a Hummer
C-Note cocaine up his nose
Buys girls rings and has party flings
He's rollin' in the dough!
He's a ballistic missile
Got an AK 7.62 (mm)
Beats cops for fun, always on the run
For kids? Bastards...Lucy has two!!!
Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Chuck saw something nice
And at the edge of the bar
Patti smiled from afar
But too bad that she had turned Dyke!!
"Sir, Sir?" her girlfriend asked twice!
And what happened to Schroeder?
Turned Composer as planned?
No, Charlie Brown had to teach him a lesson
Strung him up on piano wire and wasn't that just Grand? (get it? Grand?)
Pigpen turned to fighting
Mud-wrestling hotties on the floor
Chuck was busy hustling
But damn that dude can score!!!
Yeah, his family and friends did him wrong
Became a thug and bought a pitbull dog!!!
He's living the dream!!!
Ain't takin' sh-t no more!!!
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