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Song Parodies -> "Mad, Mad Charlie Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Mad, Mad Charlie Brown"

Parody Written by:

Robert D.Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Charlie Brown goes insane again!
Whoa!
Mad, mad Charlie Brown

From suburbia to Chicago
Moved the meanest man around
Smokin' pot on a corner there
Glock tucked, so beware
A man named Charlie "Chuckster" Brown

Now Chuck had childhood troubles
Kids called him "Blockhead", so much more
Until he grew taller and beat those Motherf-ckers
Choked Linus with his blanket, Lucy was his whore

(Chorus)
Became mad, mad Charlie Brown
No one will ever, ever keep him down
Likes hookahs and his big fat Bong
And shot that F-cking beagle dog!!!

Now Chuck drives a Hummer
C-Note cocaine up his nose
Buys girls rings and has party flings
He's rollin' in the dough!

He's a ballistic missile
Got an AK 7.62 (mm)
Beats cops for fun, always on the run
For kids? Bastards...Lucy has two!!!

(Chorus)

Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Chuck saw something nice
And at the edge of the bar
Patti smiled from afar
But too bad that she had turned Dyke!!

"Sir, Sir?" her girlfriend asked twice!

And what happened to Schroeder?
Turned Composer as planned?
No, Charlie Brown had to teach him a lesson
Strung him up on piano wire and wasn't that just Grand? (get it? Grand?)

(Chorus)

Pigpen turned to fighting
Mud-wrestling hotties on the floor
Chuck was busy hustling
But damn that dude can score!!!

(Chorus x2)

Yeah, his family and friends did him wrong
Became a thug and bought a pitbull dog!!!

He's living the dream!!!
Ain't takin' sh-t no more!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Good grief! The pacing was way (I mean WAY) off, and it wasn't funny at all! Auuuugh! I can't stand it! My stomach hurts!
Jonathan - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
^ oh come now Mike I'll admit the pacing wasn't spot on but it was kind of funny in a "dark humor" sort of way I did a similar parody a few years ago and I believe this is the one Rob told me about that was inspired by one of my older ideas if so it's still flattering to inspire someone else's work! plus "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" is my favorite Jim Croce song (hence my parodying it) so I guess I kind of have a soft spot for it oh well it kind of makes me picture that "Family Guy" skit that shows the "Peanuts" characters as adults! 455
Rob Arndt - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, but the pacing is off due to using too many long words and lines at the end of several verses! I agree with you about the FG episode though. I saw this on your author page and it inspired me. It IS dark humor.
Jonathan - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
^ yeah in retrospect maybe I should've given the pacing a 3 making the overall score a 355 but it certainly wasn't horrible as Michael made it out to be it was actually quite funny carrying on the storyline of Charlie Brown snapping due to years of bullying also the line "Strung him up on piano wire and wasn't that just Grand? (get it? Grand?)" tickled me...
Pacer Recap - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
A few lines were Grand as Jonathan says, but it's hard to disagree with veteran Pacholek.
Darius Whitehead - August 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Charlie Brown Has Gone Mad!

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