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Song Parodies -> "Pills In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Pills In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Pillicothe Guy

The Lyrics

If I had some pills in this bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save some away then set out three just for today
Just to snort them with you

If I could make scripts last forever
If sniffles made wishes come true
We'd be high today get a refill and then
Again, I would snort them with you

But there never seems to be enough dust
To give our nose the proper fill, once we grind them
I've sniffed around enough to nose
That you're the one I'll always share my lines with

If I had a straw granting wishes
A tooter that made dreams come true
The straw would be sitting, behind your ear just to show how I'd
Save the last bump for you

But there never seems to be enough cash
To keep us high like we should be, once I find them
But I've sniffed around enough to nose
That you're the one I'll always share my lines with

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Lifeliver - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work, PG. Great song, interesting subs. DK why you're not getting feedback. 'Cos you're a cokehead (joke)?
Pillicothe Guy - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you. You must mean interesting subjects... All of my songs are about drugs and I try to lay heavy on the pharmaceutical side of things, but since that's so hard I also do any other drug songs. It's probably a good thing if these songs don't get much response haha. Also I really do think this song came out good, gotta love ol' Jim.

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