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Song Parodies -> "Amber Frey:i Don't Know Why I Loved Him"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Love Him"

Parody Song Title:

"Amber Frey:i Don't Know Why I Loved Him"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

YEt, another parody regarding Scott Peterson but this time sung by his mistress, AMBER FREY after the GUILTY verdict! Spotlight please....
I don't know why I loved him
Why did I ever love him?
He's just fool! Oh, just a fool
He lies and cheats
And murders, too!
If I just only knew

He said his wife was missing
Took me in, started kissing
While she's bumped off. Yes, she's bumped off!
We had our fun and he says, "I'm done
I've gotta just lay low!"
I hate him so!

Should I testify?
Should I make him cry?
Make him tell the truth.
Wished that he'd just die
I never thought I'd come to see!
Scott is just a lie!

Please tell me are you human
Scott, will you be a new man?
My heart says "NO!"
My mind says so.
You stand on trial, and then put in jail
You will pay the price
You're cold as ice.

I'd never thought I'd come to see
That you're just a lie!

Now, he says he never loved me
I feel used, I feel broken
It serves me right! Yes, serves me right!
He turned on me, I'll get revenge!
I'll tell the judge like so
He hates me so
Don't want him, no!
I hate him so!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Shiek of the Mutilated - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great, Amber, but you'll probably go back to that creep after he gets the juice.

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