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Song Parodies -> "King William's Song"

Original Song Title:

"King Herod's Song"

Parody Song Title:

"King William's Song"

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The Lyrics

Another ode to Bill and his oh so wonderful OS.
William I am overjoyed to meet you man to man
I've been hearing you can do what no other can
Crushing Apple, thinking they were dead
But now you've got a new iPod, that's what Melinda said

So make me enticed, don't just lower the price
Prove to me the system's fine make your PC talk to mine
That's all you need do and with Apple I'm through
Come on King of the Geeks

William you just won't believe the things that people say
How your Windows OS keeps on crashing every day
Oh what a pity if it all is true
Still I'm sure that Microsoft has hidden that bug too

So make me enticed, don't just lower the price
Prove to me that you're no ass make a system that won't crash
If you do that for me then I'll buy a PC
Come on King of the Geeks

I only ask things I'd ask any billionaire
Make a product that will work I think it's only fair
I am waiting and don't give me no flack
I'm dying to be shown that Windows can replace my Mac

So make me enticed, don't just lower the price
Make the help line give a hoot, they just tell me to re-boot
Oh has something gone wrong I'm on hold for so long
Come on King of the Geeks

I'm so fed up with it Bill
Windows Vista Bill
It's a joke it isn't good
It won't do what it should
Take it away I'll use Apple today
Get out you King of the
Get out
Get out you King of the Geeks
Get out of my life

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Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
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Open now the Gates of Boobery! ;D

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