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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Know How To Slay Him"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Love Him"

Original Performer:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Slay Him"

Parody Written by:

cygna vamp

The Lyrics

This one's for all the roll players who have trouble with split second decisions.
I don't know how to slay him
How to obliterate him
I've had to charge, yes really charge
In these past few days our armies have trudged
So we can kill these orcs
I don't know how to take this
I'm gonna lose all my XPs
He's an orc. He's just an orc.
And I've killed so many orcs before
In very many ways
He's just one more
Should I mow him down?
Should I scream and yell?
Should I cast a spell?
Should I run like hell?
I never though it'd come to this
They're all running pel-mel
Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position?
I'm the one who's always been
So calm, so cool,
No cleric's fool
Playing every game
Now I'm to blame
I never thought it'd come to this
They're all running pel-mel
But, if he tried to kill me
I'd be screwed, I'd be frightened
I couldn't cope, just couldn't cope
I'd roll my dice, pray for a crit
I want to stay in the game
Now I'm to blame
My PC's lame
So much for fame
Lexicon for non-gamers-orc: a race of big, ugly, barbaric creatures that characters in a roll playing game often find themselves fighting. XP: experience point, what gamers want on their character sheet. cleric: a character who gets magical powers from a patron diety. crit: critical success. A perfect dice roll. PC: Player character.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Wicked Green Queen - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
It was a good effort. But I have to say--- You took the entire part from... Don't you think it's rather funny.. to- So calm, so cool. Using many OS lines.

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