He was born in New York City
His wife's name's Madison Muffy Tiff
And he's not responsible for what he's doin'
'Cause his mother made him what he is

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And it's up against the wall, Wallstreet Mother
Mother who has raised her son to cheat
He's sellin' short and drinkin' in a private club
Just stealin' people's money and walkin' free

Sure does like his Chocolate Bock
Likes to chase it down with some Irish Creme sweet liquor
Drives a Lamborghini three-fifty custom made
He's got a wine rack, "Bond floaters need love, too" sticker

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And it's up against the wall, Wallstreet Mother
Mother who has raised her son to cheat
He's sellin' short and drinkin' in a private club
Just stealin' people's money and walkin' free

Well,
M is for the money you gave me for those worthless bonds
O is for the oil I speculated
T is for tough beans
H is for ha-ha
E is for Enron, and
R is for red-handed

(Chorus):
Up against the wall, Wallstreet Mother
Mother who has raised her son to cheat
He's sellin' short and drinkin' in a private club
Stealin' people's money and walkin' free

(Chorus):
Up against the wall, Wallstreet Mother
Mother who has raised her son to cheat
He's sellin' and drinkin' in a private club
Stealin' people's money and walkin' free