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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Cream Puff"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Big Stuff"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jean Knight

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Cream Puff"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This is not a snipe on anyone I know. This is a reaction to some weird experiences.
(Oh yeah, ooh)
Mr. Cream Puff
Who would you say you are?
Mr. Cream Puff
You're gender isn't much discussed

It's because you wear all those lady's clothes (oh yeah)
And sport a leopard scarf, oh so foo foo now
Do you think a man would want to smell your musk? (oh no)
You're so not foolin' me with your woman's husk

Mr. Cream Puff
Where is your push up bra?
Mr. Cream Puff
You're never gonna have a bust

Now you show all the curves a woman has
I see you've cloned their parts one after another now, ass and sas
You make men laugh, many Street John's cry
When they go to see you naked, they're in for a masculine surprise

Mr. Cream Puff, tell me tell me
Why do you foist your garb?
Mr. Cream Puff
You're never gonna cause me lust

I'd rather give my love to an old gal that has a mug that's skewed (oh yeah)
Than to be bending over and get poked by you
Cause if I want "Big Stuff", I'll find a woman coach (oh yeah)
Now I see this here discussion, Mr. Cream Puff we haven't broached

Mr. Cream Puff, tell me
Who do you hide your nards?
Mr. Cream Puff
We're never gonna get hooked up

Mr. Cream Puff
You're never gonna feel my parts
Mr. Cream Puff
You're always gonna be denied

Mr. Cream Puff, tell me
Just why do you think you're tart?
Mr. Cream Puff
You're never gonna make me blush
Mr. Cream Puff

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Lionel Mertens - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Please relplace line #2 with this: Your not a she by far Also, please change who to where as in: Where do you hide your nards? Thanks for applying this changes to the parody and I hope you enjoy.
Please Change - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Line #2: You're not a she by far
Who do you hide your nards? needs to be: - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Where do you hide your nards?
alvin rhodes - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
fun twist
AFW - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Like a CP..this is quite tasty on the inside
Lionel Mertens - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks y'all
Johnny D - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty darn funny, dude. Excellent use of parenthetical lyrics, too --- something I do a lot of, myself.
Lionel Mertens - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, and AFW.

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