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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Izzo"

Original Performer:

Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream"

Parody Written by:

Brittanie

The Lyrics

I like vanilla! I like chocolate!

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the best ice cream parlor in the world
The recreation of ice cream, oh it's not tasteless, ho!
Thanks for Comin' out tonight, you could have been have been anywhere in the world, but your here eating ice cream, I appreciate that. MMMmmm!

I like vanilla! I like chocolate! I even like strawberry if it's served warm in a waffle cone. Was eating it in the place of Baskin Robins, got really really cheep with them, plus if they were short of sprinkles then I would work with them. Boy and we, got rid of that triple fudge, wasn't born mint chocolate chip, I was eating it. i like vanilla! I like Chocolate! I even like reases cup if it's served cold in a big sugar cone. Can't leave ice cream alone it ain't easy, eaters want me eaten the cry, it ain't easy. Cops want superman, Va's want to eat italian ice, but somehow, I beat the charges like rocky road. I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate, Not guilty he who does not eat it is not real to me therefore he doesn't exist, so poof, go eat somewhere else.

I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
I even like strawberry if it's served warm in a waffle cone
I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
Not guilty, y'all gotta eat it!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!

I do this for my flavors to let em know what carmel ribbon look like when it hit triple fudge. Show em how to move in a room full of peanut crunch. in the street, oreo bites, you need to be taken over! Label saying Cherry, all though I don't really like it, peanut butter rules, but so does mint, eaters like you owe us for all the years when you ate all the ice cream, we talk, but ice cream talks, so talk more ice cream!

I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
I even like strawberry if it's served warm in a waffle cone
I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
Not guilty, y'all gotta eat it!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!

Whole respect, life stories told through ice cream, acting like I told you eat key lime pie, like I told you sell ice cream no, baskin robins did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that, I was raised in a ice cream shack, flavors and toppings, clients out back, eating up our finest ice cream, looked out through the window, focused on a cup, ladies in the window, focused on a cone, me under the shake maker, why i got my hand all messy? Ice cream in my palm watching it drip all the way down, you know that I've seen it all before, I've seen malts made with reases pieces, not a very good taste. To taste and to throw up, the two things I hate, eating ice cream and loving it the two things that's great. I like vanilla I like chocolate, what else can I say about ice cream? I love eatin!

I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
I even like strawberry if it's served warm in a waffle cone
I like Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
Not guilty, y'all gotta eat it!
I live Vanilla! I like Chocolate!
That's the anthem eat all the ice cream!
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