Oh Lord won't you buy me a guy who has brains
Who's thoughtful and loving, or so he claims
He'll give me his coat whenever it rains
So lord won't you buy me a guy who has brains

Oh lord won't you buy me an un-macho guy
Someone who's sensitive and not afraid to cry
He'll put the lid down and never tell a lie
So oh lord won't you buy me an un-macho guy

Oh lord won't you buy a man with a car
Never forgets an anniversary, he's always up to par
You know that in life he will go far
Oh lord won't you buy me a man with a car

Oh lord if you create a guy who's all these things
Please send him down, does he have feathery wings
Give him my number, I'll wait until it rings
So oh lord make a guy who is all of these things