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Song Parodies -> "Liars and Brains"

Original Song Title:

"Fire and Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Liars and Brains"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Just late last September I graduated from Yale,
I majored mostly in psychiatry.
Spent most of December, tightly locked up in jail,
Because of theft and chronic forgery.

I’ve screened liars and I’ve screened brains,
I’m an analyst for the mentally insane.
I’ve screened homely girls who were once dancers in Spain,
But I always thought that they’d notice my, Rogaine.

Won’t you book another brief appointment
You’ve got to help me pay my bills.
I’ve already paid mine to society.
Your heads are achin’ and your words give me chills,
Your mental wellness is priority.

Oh, I’ve screened liars and I’ve screened brains,
I’m an analyst for the mentally insane.
I’ve screened homely girls who were once dancers in Spain,
But I always thought that they’d notice my, Rogaine.

Been chalking my line to a hop scotch time, when I jumped rope for fun,
Lord knows when the toilet flows it’ll cause goldfish to drown.
My thoughts are deep but not as deep as my tub,
Skin creams and crying routines and feces on the ground.

Oh, I’ve screened liars and I’ve screened brains,
I’m an analyst for the mentally insane.
I’ve screened homely girls who were once dancers in Spain,
But I always thought that they’d notice my, Rogaine.

Thought they’d notice my Rogaine, again.
There’s just a few hairs growing my way this time around.
Thought they’d notice, thought they’d notice liars and brains.

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alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
pretty twisted..i dug it
John Barry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
An improvement on the OS.
Jim Rotondo - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks A & J, can't go wrong with a lyric like feces.
TJC - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Off the wall and creative... I, like Alvin, dug and will not dig!

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