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Song Parodies -> "Testicles"

Original Song Title:

"Mexico"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Testicles"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Way down there -- the heats their reason to move
Feel a fool scratching your waist high change
Check your goads, let you jewels be cool, scrotums range

Oh, Testicles
They get so shriveled, they can't stand the cold
When nuts get hot they have got to grow long
Guess it had to be told now

Jerry Seinfeld got the "shrinking" right
Bet Krammer's still shaking like a high kite
George Castanza in the pool alright

Oh, Testicles
You look a phreak with your sack shrinking so
Balls so tight like to hide up inside
Hope everything's all right?

Juevos aqui? and choriso no go
The yolk sack show, no want to feel the cold
Is there a crotch sweater? Send me an email; or female


Oh, bless those Testicles
A super strechy skin, where the nuts are stowed
Oh, Testicles
I guessed you had to know

Oh, Testicles
A clever cache of skin, nuts are sure safe in tow
Oh, Testicles
I guess I'll have to go now

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Stephen Harrington - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, dude, 5s. A funny parody.
John Barry - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great pairody. 5s
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL!
Lionel Mertens - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks you guys, Steve , John, and Macphisto
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, yah....Lionel, I had an absolute ball reading this one...two of them, in fact...5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This was good and nutty
Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL !! GUFFAW !! 555 !!

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