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Song Parodies -> "Don't Make Me Baloney Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Make Me Baloney Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

this is wrong...this ain't right
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight
so don't make me baloney tonight

slick with slime...the taste just blows
sure, enough, it will feed you...but its kinda gross
its a mess, and geez...it must go
so don't make me baloney tonight

go ahead then , damn you
go on and serve me that sleaze
why you wanna feed me something that looks diseased ?
my tongue won't like it
so i ain't gonna bite it
i am turnin' my thumbs upside down

this is wrong...this ain't right
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight...(really light)
so don't make me baloney tonight

i don't want no baloney tonight
no no
so don't make me baloney tonight
i don't want no baloney tonight

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Royce Miller - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Then what about one of them luscious tv dinners?
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
my wife will toss me one of those in a while...its my punishment for not coming up with an idea for dinner...thanks royce
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:

www.terrificmusic.com/index_long.html
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Have a baloney dinner while watching Katie Couric. 555
Tommy Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Punish her back - slip her the baloney until she screams, "No more" (of either).... 5s, no baloney
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Title promises funny, and content delivers...555
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks peter john tommy and AFW
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin Rhodes, you are The Swami of Salami. This parody would sound great sung by Meatloaf. 5s, chuckle chuckle yuk yuk YUCK.
Paree Dee - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
555 for this meaty effort, and that ain't no baloney !
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and paree dee
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I say salam to the author of this baloney. It is a deli-cut situation. 555
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
My bologna! Very tasty.
alvin rhodes - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick and larry
LucidLupin - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
No Boney Maroney here ;) 5s

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