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Song Parodies -> "If You Call Me A Bonehead, I'll Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"If You Call Me A Bonehead, I'll Fight"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

(As Sung By pResident Bush:)
(instrumental intro)

You weren't wrong, you were right.
Told you lies - my oversight.
I didn't try to stop those terrorists' flights.
If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.

Ask me why - say, "Did I know?"
I'm used to sayin' "Me, too," just when Dick says so.
Condi said, "Heed me, I'll say 'Go' "
If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.

Got away with my agenda.
My party can do as we please.
People disbelieving civil rights we can freeze.
I've thus decided to keep you all divided,
While spurning the world with my crown...

You weren't wrong, you were right.
So I just told you lies - my oversight.
I didn't try to stop those 9/11 terrorists' flights.
If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.
Oh, yeah...

If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.
If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.
If you call me a bonehead, I'll fight.

(instrumental ending)

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