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Song Parodies -> "Tire And Chains"

Original Song Title:

"Fire and Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Tire And Chains"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

'Bout yesterday's scorning you let me now I'd be flogged
Rosanne the gas I passed has "so" offended you
I called out no warning and you breathed in that fog
I just keep forgetting when I'm bending to (hold it in)

I've changed tires and I've changed chains
I've changed stinky socks where I thought to go up wind (corn chips)
I've changed baby butts where I could not hold it in
But I never thought I'd change you my friend

Don't come down upon me Satan, you cannot help me make ammends
My butt's got to speed me through another day
Your party's waning and you time is at hand
And I won't say it any other way

I've changed tires and I've changed chains
I've changed burned out bulbs where I fought to make 'em spin
I've changed underwear when I had to break some wind
But I never thought that I'd change you my friend

Been spending my time at a greasy dine my heart burns for the son
Lord knows when the hot winds blow, you should pinch your nose somehow
Well there's hours of time at the greasy spoon dine, lets talk about kingdom come
Sweet things and frying machines and burgers--holy cow!

I've changed tire and I've changed chains
I've changed toilet rolls where I fought to make 'em spin
I'v'e changed toilet bowls when they've plugged up now and then
But I never thought that I'd change you, maybe you should come again

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Charlie Decker - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the OS, and I love this parody! "Sweet things and frying machines and burgers--holy cow!" ROFL!

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