Song Parodies -> You've Got Depends
| Original Song Title: | "You've Got A Friend" |
| Original Performer: | James Taylor |
| Parody Song Title: | "You've Got Depends" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Before you read this parody would you please stand with me for the reading of the pledge for wet alievance....thank you. My wet alievance is with the pads,of the incontinent state of America.And to the pee subject for which I dance (the potty dance that is)Unination under gauze, most dependable And liberty from bed pans for all. You may be seated. That is if you don't have a wet one.
When you're out, in traffic
and you need two steering hands
And matters, whoa bladders are stretching ripe
Close your thighs it's safe to pee
Cause you were smart to wear
Your diapers saving your car from wipes.
Nature calls like a game,
And you know you never know when
Urines coming, oh yeah ladies
To seep through again.
Shopping spees, weddings or malls,
Y'all don't need a bathroom stall!
You can pee there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got depends
If your mind, that guides you
Should loose spark upon the couch
And that ole gulf stream should begin to flow
Keep your legs together and catch your shame so proud
Cause you, will not be mopping upon your floor.
Nature calls like a game and you know you never know when
Urine's coming, to seep through again.
Shopping sprees, weddings or malls
Y'all don't need a bathroom stall
Oh just pee there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got depends?
Pee pee can loose control.
It burns you and concerns you.
Well it wets your clothes if your leakin'.
Oh yeah, but your not leakin'.
Nature calls like a game and you know you never know when
Urine's coming to seep through again.
Oh babe, don't you know that,
Shopping sprees, weddings or malls,
Hey now, Y'all don need a bathroom stall.
Lord, just pee there, yes I will.
You've got depends.
You've got depends.
Ain't it good to know you've got depends.
Ain't it good to know you've got depends.
You've got depends.
and you need two steering hands
And matters, whoa bladders are stretching ripe
Close your thighs it's safe to pee
Cause you were smart to wear
Your diapers saving your car from wipes.
Nature calls like a game,
And you know you never know when
Urines coming, oh yeah ladies
To seep through again.
Shopping spees, weddings or malls,
Y'all don't need a bathroom stall!
You can pee there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got depends
If your mind, that guides you
Should loose spark upon the couch
And that ole gulf stream should begin to flow
Keep your legs together and catch your shame so proud
Cause you, will not be mopping upon your floor.
Nature calls like a game and you know you never know when
Urine's coming, to seep through again.
Shopping sprees, weddings or malls
Y'all don't need a bathroom stall
Oh just pee there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got depends?
Pee pee can loose control.
It burns you and concerns you.
Well it wets your clothes if your leakin'.
Oh yeah, but your not leakin'.
Nature calls like a game and you know you never know when
Urine's coming to seep through again.
Oh babe, don't you know that,
Shopping sprees, weddings or malls,
Hey now, Y'all don need a bathroom stall.
Lord, just pee there, yes I will.
You've got depends.
You've got depends.
Ain't it good to know you've got depends.
Ain't it good to know you've got depends.
You've got depends.
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I almost wet myself laughing at this. Well done and I love the pledge at the top. This is top notch parody! Hope you get a lot of votes on this one - it deserves it!
Great job of matching the original syllables!
Sorry, but I have to give you two F's for this.....F for Fives...and F for Funny...
This was the funniest thing!! I started cracking up at the pledge, and didn't stop!! 5's
Brilliant, well-written, and funny...as we say in southern New England, this one's a wicked pissah!
Thanks everyone, looks like I only pissed of one person so far
this is great...love the intro, as well.....nice job
Fantastic wordplay, great pacing and very funny. Dry 5's
Go, man, go!
I can already see the TV ad with this in the background - great idea! - 555
Thanks for all the great votes and comments Michael Pacholek Stuart McArthur Dee Range Alvin Rhodes
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