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Song Parodies -> "Shower the People with Dove"

Original Song Title:

"Shower the People with Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Shower the People with Dove"

Parody Written by:

Susan

The Lyrics

You can cleanse with Gain
And you can soften with Bounce
Cause you know that only spotless will do
But tell me how can you stand there using just an ounce
When it really takes a capful or two.
Colors will blend with each other
If you don't separate darks from the lights
Oh, cottons and linens, one blend or another
If it needs once, don't rinse twice

Just shower the people you love with Dove
Show them how cleanliness feels
Pits are gonna smell just fine, if you only will
(Shampoo is ok, but...)
Shower the people you love with Dove
Show them how cleanliness feels
Pits are gonna smell just fine, if you only will

You can bathe both your hair and hide
With Camay or Zest
But how you gonna reach your 2000 parts
When you're all by yourself at best
Once you clear your zitties with some Clearasil
You can see some break in your acne
I think it's true that a Safeguard for your social life
Is to switch to Ivory

Better to shower the people you love with Dove
Show them how cleanliness feels
Pits are gonna smell just fine, if you only will
(Shampoo is ok, but...)
Shower the people you love with Dove
Show them how cleanliness feels
Pits are gonna smell just fine, if you only will.

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MasonR - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! This reminds me--I gotta do the laundry! 99 44/100 percent pure 5's
Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
.....parody....so.....CLEAN.....danger....of....antimatter-explosion.....from...­.reading....such.....a....CLEAN.....parody.....uh....must....vote...­..fives.....must.....vote.....FIVES!
John Jenkins - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. I gave it 544 - the parody would have earned 555 if there had been more variation in the chorus.
John Barry - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally, a clean parody. . .don't drop the soap. Great title.
Meriadoc - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, and a huge improvement on the original song.
M-Dawg - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was brilliant especially the chorus 555

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