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Song Parodies -> "Pepper your Patients"

Original Song Title:

"Shower the People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Pepper your Patients"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

You can stop the pain and you can doctor the charts
Though you know your not prescribing for health
But tell me, how can you stand there with your house of cards
Ashamed of pushin' for wealth?
One pill can lead to another, it constitutes a most legal vice
Yeah, thinner and blockers, uppers and downers
If it bills nice, don't think twice

Just.. pepper your patients with funds with drugs
Give them the sexy new pill
Kinks are gonna work out grand
With your padded bill

Pepper your patients with funds with drugs
Give them real sex appeal
Sex is gonna be much better
When you push the pills

You can drug and you can prescribe
This is widely known
And what you plan to do with your concience light
When you're all by yourself alone
Once you sell somebody the new magic pill
You can see a dramatic increase
I think it's true what they say about the doctors bill
Always slicing a piece.

Better to.. pepper your patients with funds with drugs
Give them the sexy new pill
Kinks are gonna work out grand
With your padded bill

Pepper your patients with funds with drugs
Give them real sex appeal
Sex is gonna be much better
When you push the pills

Pepper you patients with funds with drugs
Show them the way that you bill

You'll bank better right away
Don't take much to do
Sell your pride
They say in every life
They say the buck must start
Just like minting coins
Make a mint
Make a mint
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs are goldmine.
Oh yes
Make a mint
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs are goldmine
Yeah, all right
Doctor FeelGood, Doctor FeelGood
Shower the people you love with love

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Johnny D - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
555 - a very clever amalgam of humorous cynicism, social commentary, and sharp wit!
Adagio - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep...cynical, but most likely very true! 5's
jango - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a weird sentiment! Have you tried therapy?

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