Song Parodies -> Handyman

Original Song Title:	"Handyman"
Original Performer:	James Taylor

Parody Song Title:	"Handyman"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Sometimes an original song needs only a flick in the right spot to turn into a parody of itself...

Hey girls, lay right down
Relax and let me go to town
Hey babe, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a Trojan and tool
I'm handy with gloves and I'm no fool
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

If your secret spot should need some care
Then I am the man to see
You'll quiver and sing
You'll tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me-e-e-e

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

Come ah come ah come, come-come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come ah come ah come, come-come
They'll come runnin' to me-e-e-e

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

Come ah come ah come, come-come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
"Oh gee!"

Come ah come ah come, come-come
I'm your handy man
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Looks like you flicked it right...:D 5's

Royce Miller - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

and they call you the fireman--"running round all over town puttin' out old flames"?

Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny, I'd give you a hand for this but I'm afraid of what it would have on it when I got it back. So I'll just give you "Five's" instead. Looks like you have the "touch" in more ways than one...

Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm not inviting you to any of my parties....:-). Gobsmacked 555

Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! 555!

alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

i like it

Rod Worden - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

G, I like it, too! 5s.

Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio, Royce, Paul, Kristof, Jack, alvin, and Rod!

Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Five-worthy, but I had to dock you a point for crediting the incredibly lame James Taylor version and not Jimmy Jones' original. Why liking Taylor was not a reason the Republicans impeached Clinton is beyond me. It's a far more grievous offense than anything they could ever prove -- or not.

Johnny D - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Whatever. Thanks, Michael.

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