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Song Parodies -> "Handyman"

Original Song Title:

"Handyman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Handyman"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Sometimes an original song needs only a flick in the right spot to turn into a parody of itself...
Hey girls, lay right down
Relax and let me go to town
Hey babe, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a Trojan and tool
I'm handy with gloves and I'm no fool
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

If your secret spot should need some care
Then I am the man to see
You'll quiver and sing
You'll tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me-e-e-e

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

Come ah come ah come, come-come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come ah come ah come, come-come
They'll come runnin' to me-e-e-e

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I flick your g spot, I know that I truly can

Come ah come ah come, come-come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
"Oh gee!"

Come ah come ah come, come-come
I'm your handy man
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like you flicked it right...:D 5's
Royce Miller - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
and they call you the fireman--"running round all over town puttin' out old flames"?
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I'd give you a hand for this but I'm afraid of what it would have on it when I got it back. So I'll just give you "Five's" instead. Looks like you have the "touch" in more ways than one...
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not inviting you to any of my parties....:-). Gobsmacked 555
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
i like it
Rod Worden - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
G, I like it, too! 5s.
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Royce, Paul, Kristof, Jack, alvin, and Rod!
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Five-worthy, but I had to dock you a point for crediting the incredibly lame James Taylor version and not Jimmy Jones' original. Why liking Taylor was not a reason the Republicans impeached Clinton is beyond me. It's a far more grievous offense than anything they could ever prove -- or not.
Johnny D - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Whatever. Thanks, Michael.

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