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Song Parodies -> "Fancy Marine"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Machine"

Original Performer:

Jackson Five

Parody Song Title:

"Fancy Marine"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Fancy, fancy, fancy
He’s a fancy
Marine

Ah babe
Fighting, baby

Enigmatic, fashion addict
Quotes a Shakespeare love quatrain
Barks an order that doth rhyme

Scintillating non-berating
He likes his figure skating
Likes cigars and fine wines

When shooting,
He’s cutie
Pulls the trigger
His men all go
Wow

Genuflects
He’s emphatic
Has a dynamite inflection
At the sound of his voice,
Troops march in time,
Yeah.

His face ultra smooth and
His head is flat now
He fights the enemy on time

Fancy, fancy, fancy
He’s a fancy
Marine

Yeah babe
Crew cut baby

Flashy, flashy, flashy
He’s a flashy
Marine

Yeah babe
He ain’t Navy.

He’s a fan, fan, fan, fan
Fancy marine
Watch him march round
Watch him march round
See him march, march, march with swing
Swing to a beat

He’s a style, style, style, style
Stylish marine
Watch him expound
Watch him expound
See him talk, talk, talk with gleam
'Bout haute cuisine

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