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Song Parodies -> "Proctor, My Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor, My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Proctor, My Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

Proctor, my eyes have freely strayed
And I know I've got it made, 'cause I have copied
From the smart kid's S.A.T.;
But you didn't see me look,
Your head was buried in your book, so soon I'm gonna
Cheat my way through M.I.T....

Proctor, my eyes
Sure have got me far,
(I've been advised they'll help me when I take the bar...)

I have cheated through each class,
Cause each proctor was an ass-
istant instructor who had better things to do;
I would never have to stress,
Or have to study for a test --
I'd have the answers stuck inside my tennis shoe...

Proctor, your eyes
Should be sharp like mine --
It's no surprise my GPA's a 3.9...


Proctor, my eyes
See no need to cram:
You must realize I always pass my eye exams...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Leo Jay - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Capitalize 'Bar', idiot!
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
good one...
StanTheParodyMan - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well written.
Paul Robinson - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo J. good job. 5's. I can see you have the same reaction to missing a small item on your final edit that I do. This was a real tiny one, though.
Ashkicksass - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, you cheating Bahstad!

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