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Song Parodies -> "Doctor, My Size"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor, My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor, My Size"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

doctor, my size has caused me fear
i'm ashamed to show my rear
i can't hide it...could it be my thyroid gland ?

i have ate all that i could
guess my appetite was good
i must must help me if you can

doctor, my size...tell me what is wrong
was i unwise ?...was my mouth open for too long ?

cause i have made food my whole world
and as each double chin unfurled
i've been eating in a pretty constant stream
and i eat just what i will
i never noticed it until...i got this swelling
and my pants strained at the seams

doctor, my size...i'm too fat, you see
don't wanna die...don't tell me its too late for me

doctor, my size...can't believe my thighs
is this the price...for being such a big boned guy ?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
dr, these 5's, for this parody, is that a surprise, well, it was so funny to me
mac - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That's hilarious!
Paul Robinson - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Good one, 5-5-5
Johnny D - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin, 555.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
B Alcorn - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Good work...can you picture J Browne looking like Jiminy Glick and hogging down stacks of Pringles??? Anyway...well done!

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