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Song Parodies -> "Us Three Blind Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Us Three Blind Mice"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Doctor, our eyes cant see our peers,
Ever worse things we have fears
Could be dying,
From this loss you understand,

We have done all that we could
Just to feed and to be good without biting,
You must fix us if you can

Us Three Blind Mice
Our tails aren't so long
Was slashed by knife
What ever did we do wrong?

We have wandered through this farm
And for four years with no harm
We've been living
And then she shows her scheme,

People just do what they will
We never noticed this until we got this feeling
Our tales shorter then it seems,

Us Three Blind Mice
Can you sew us three
We hear owl cries
They say that "they're fed up with three"

Us Three Blind Mice
We cannot see how? why?
Like swatted flies
Well at least we don't spit our saliv

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Yoidy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
5 squeeks!
Meriadoc - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent! I love nursery rhymes > parody... :-)
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
big fan of the nursery rhyme parodies too...nice job
Ann Hammond - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Yoidy, Meriadoc, and alvin. I might want to spend some time screwing loose with mother goose now that I've heard it is preferred.
Ann Hammond - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
T S B- Can you define what you think crap is?
Ann Hammond - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I see the comment has been removed most likly for imposter reasons. Parden my miss adressed question.

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