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Song Parodies -> "Doctor One-eye"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor, My Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor One-eye"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...based on the 1940 movie "dr. cyclops"
doctor one-eye...is mean and weird
his experiments are feared
he's applyin'...some dark art...on fellow man
i've been shrunk down by this dude
this man is evil and no good
now i'm hidin'
you must help me if you can

doctor one-eye
dear me...something's wrong
now i'm pint-size
but i am hopin' for not long

now i must wander through a world
that's so huge it makes toes curl
i've been shaken
my mind's breakin...from this scene
people walk just where they will
they never notice me until
i start to squealin'
when i find i'm crushed between

doctor one-eye
not well, does he see
he wears my cries
but he can't seem to locate me

doctor one-eye
looks for little guys
he wants his prize
so he can calculate their size

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TJC - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny Alvin... really gets across your singular point of view... and even better when read through my custom made, permanantly attached monocle...
John Barry - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for "One. . ."
AFW - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Still blazing a fine Halloween trail..5's
2Eagle - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Good pacing.
Yoidy - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have to check out the movie to understand more!
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC john AFW 2eagle and yoidy
MrMacphisto - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, but the title made me think it would be about something else... lol...
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds like one of those creepy German expressionist movies, alvin - 555
malcolm higgins - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
a vision of arody writing 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto stuart and malcolm
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
"they never notice me until i start to squealin' when i find i'm crushed between" was my favorite part... :-)

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