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Song Parodies -> "Cdc (center For Control And Diseases)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"Cdc (center For Control And Diseases)"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

(Sneezing uncontrollably)

didnt go to school today
i have cancer,didnt know that before

like my big sores and ADHD
and why i just cant be cured
now now kids im gonna teach you
dont make a bad choice

its about health dear
very good health

witch i dont have in my life
all i get to do is contact one place


is trying to

cure me

cant walk or sing

do re mi

CDC im going crazy mentally

stuck in this


im getting

shots today

god please kill me

come on im recovering from birth defects
come on im recovering from hepatitis
im going to teach all my problems now
come on(3)
let me show you a thing that'll creep you out

arthritis, stroke and autism
and dyslexic for a learning bleed

and alone im fat, obesity flares girl
no education with herpes
t t teachers always warned you

warned you warned you

no sex for you today

but i didnt listen

dont become blue
always puke
listen to me baby or youll have to go through, the

repeat chorus

sit down girl
just don't turn blue
get a cold
show me your well being

stay clean stay clean baby come on now
shake that tapeworm out your intestines
stay clean stay clean baby uh huh

CDC says dont get a
disease baby nah nah
no rabies baby not
even skynet could repair me


CDC there saying
stay drug free
cause you know it tortured me
and cracked me financially
dont be a pretentious SOB
or youll die from a STD

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