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Song Parodies -> "(Where There Are Young Boys) I'll Be There"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be There"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"(Where There Are Young Boys) I'll Be There"

Parody Written by:

Shannon Vance

The Lyrics

My most despised song by my most hated performer
Your dad and I have made a pact
A thousand bucks to turn his back
Where there are young boys, I'll be there

I'll reach out my hand to you,
Touch your private places, too
Just spend the night and I'll be there

Chorus:
And oh - I'll be there to fondle you,
Build my Neverland for you
I'm so glad that I bought you
I'll be there with a dildo on
Hand in your PJs, I'll keep holding on
Yes I will, yes I will

In spite of the public's jeers and laughter
Little boys, well that's all I'm after
Where there are young boys, I'll be there
I'll be there to molest you
I'll tell the press that I respect you
Just spend the night and I'll be there

(chorus)

And if you should ever try to sue
I'll deny the things I did to you
Cos no one can prove that I was there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there,
Just spend the night and I'll be there

(just look over your shoulders, honey - ooh)

I'll be there, I'll be there,
Where there are young boys, I'll be there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there,
Just spend the night and I'll be there...


http://www.shannonvance.net

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Rick D - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooh, if you want comments, this is a good way to get them. Once you have ten parodies, your name appears on the list.
MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... awesome....
Mari D - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewwww! Good job!
Rick D - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My bad. It didn't get bounced. I just had a senior moment looking for it again. Sometimes this pond gets murky.
John Barry - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I share your sentiments, Shannon. Not only is Jacko a pedophile freak, but his talent's vastly overrated. I recently did a spoof of Beat It and was surprised at how lame the lyrics are. Got some Jacko-bashing in the works.
Meriadoc - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a classic! Good job!
Teat O - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
funny
Peregrin - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Vance
I wish I was Bob Geldof - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't really like Michael Jackson much either, but I think this is a cruel way to make fun of him!!!!

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