-> "(Where There Are Young Boys) I'll Be There"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be There"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(Where There Are Young Boys) I'll Be There"
The Lyrics
Your dad and I have made a pact
A thousand bucks to turn his back
Where there are young boys, I'll be there
I'll reach out my hand to you,
Touch your private places, too
Just spend the night and I'll be there
Chorus:
And oh - I'll be there to fondle you,
Build my Neverland for you
I'm so glad that I bought you
I'll be there with a dildo on
Hand in your PJs, I'll keep holding on
Yes I will, yes I will
In spite of the public's jeers and laughter
Little boys, well that's all I'm after
Where there are young boys, I'll be there
I'll be there to molest you
I'll tell the press that I respect you
Just spend the night and I'll be there
(chorus)
And if you should ever try to sue
I'll deny the things I did to you
Cos no one can prove that I was there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there,
Just spend the night and I'll be there
(just look over your shoulders, honey - ooh)
I'll be there, I'll be there,
Where there are young boys, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there,
Just spend the night and I'll be there...
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