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Song Parodies -> "Alphabet"

Original Song Title:

"ABC"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"Alphabet"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Meaning now i officially did parodies with most letters of the alphabet. "Leave votes comments unpreferrable" LOL
ABCDEFG
(Hooked on Phonics sucks)
I went hear to get laughter
Instead i got sucking pain
Did A all the way to Z
I wrote 2 much and 2 more
I'm going spill it
(spill it, spill it)
All about my parodies
(all about parodies)
Read along this groovy song
Alk you gotta do is not say sucks

A B C
I wrote it in 1 2 3
oh simply to piss you off
A B C, 1 2 3 to get lots of votes
(x2)

Come on don't be mean for a while
Come on don't be mean for a while
I'm going write A-Z again
I know i know i know i can do it again

One person said to me
you repeat vulgarity
and copy 100's of times
in 50 parodies @$$ @$$ @$$
Michael's gonna get ya
(get ya, get ya)
How to be risque
(How to be risque)
You know what i like to do
Don't be pissed is what you have to do

A B C
I wrote it in 1 2 3
oh simply to piss you off
A B C, 1 2 3 to get lots of votes
(x2)

A B C, it's easy to write parodies
write in a c or d key
i can piss ya with 1 word
(i can piss ya with 1 word)
write in a c or d key
1 2 3 i'm coolie cool

Sit down guy!
I think I like you!
No! Not like gay!
Show me your butt moves.
Shake it shake it baby
come on now
shake it shake baby
ooh ooh
shake it shake it baby
Ho!
1 2 3, booty
ooh ooh
A B C booty
na na
toe gay bee, booty
No!
That's how easy an award can be
A B C, it's easy to repeat 50 times
write a simple parody
that's how fun it is to be.

I'm gonna piss ya and comment out
c'mon c'mon c'mon let me show you i can do it again
A B C it's like my friend Pachelock
writing simple parodies
that's how i can piss ya off

I'm gonna piss ya and comment out
c'mon c'mon c'mon let me show you i can do it again
A B C it's like my friend Pachelock
writing simple parodies
that's how i can piss ya off

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

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AVM - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
U don't get any respect do u? I LIKED IT!!
Mike Morettini - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
It sucks.
Deep Hole - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, it does suck.
endo138@AOL - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You are so lame you need to copy a good song and tern it in to something so bad it could destroy the world.
mike morettini - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You guys are just jelous because I'm a little kid and I can write better than you. And don't use my name again. I didn't do anything to YOU guys. I just said that I didn't think it was good. What are you talking about MY work? I don't copy a good song, I write new lyrics and they are better than you could do.
endo138@AOL - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not jealous, you suck, and you are rude to everyone that sends you comments even good ones. And it's: jeAlous!
Blank - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I could write better lyrics then you with my butt.
IOU - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It was OK
MIKE MORETTINI - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure you can write better than me, but that's because you're older. And just because you didn't like my parody doesn't mean its bad. Everyone has a different opinion and you don't need to share EVERY opinion you have. Some of them can be hurtful, such as the ones you guys have made towards me. And you must feel great for hurting some innocent guy's feelings online. Now go make fun of some handicapped pre-schoolers while you're at it, because as much as you think your comments are funny and factual, they're just a hurtful waste of time! Have a nice day!
Sum1 - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That iz total S H I T!!!!!
YELLING - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
ZIP IT ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE JURY EXZIP IT A LOOK I'M ZIPPIE LONGSTOCKING

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